A green pullover hoodie with a festive Christmas graphic on the chest that reads 'Christmas' and 'BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED' in red and cream lettering, displayed on a solid white background.

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

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$64.00
$64.00
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A green pullover hoodie with a festive Christmas graphic on the chest that reads 'Christmas' and 'BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED' in red and cream lettering, displayed on a solid white background.
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BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

$64.00
$64.00
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The toy was everything. The batteries were nowhere. A throwback to Christmas mornings, wrapping paper everywhere, and that one little detail nobody remembered. The Batteries Not Included Hoodie brings nostalgic holiday humor to a beautifully oversized streetwear essential.

Crafted from a substantial 355 GSM heavyweight knit, this premium hoodie features an ultra-soft, snow-washed finish with authentic vintage character. The generous, oversized silhouette and dropped shoulders create a relaxed, effortlessly elevated look.

Details

  1. Premium heavyweight 355 GSM (10.5 oz) fabric
  2. Ultra-soft, snow-washed finish
  3. Oversized, relaxed silhouette
  4. Dropped shoulders
  5. Extra-thick construction
  6. Sizes S–2XL

Fabric: 53% polyester / 42% cotton / 5% other fibers.

Care: Machine wash cold on gentle. Tumble dry low. Iron on low, avoiding the graphic. Do not bleach or dry clean.

Size & Fit

Oversized fit. Measurements in inches; chest measured flat across the garment.

Size Length Chest Shoulder Sleeve
S 27.56 26.38 22.44 24.02
M 28.35 27.17 23.03 24.41
L 29.13 27.95 23.62 24.80
XL 29.92 28.74 24.21 25.20
2XL 30.71 29.53 24.80 25.59


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